Lincoln's had some work done

Too be fair, the iron man suit didn't have one either. The parachute was meant to protect a kid.

Well the horns don't help

He was chasing the dragon?

Look at all that blow

When grandma is Sigourney Weaver.

So we're having grilled duck

This is great because I call my junk "the alien"...

Slenderman could ball.

That damn gingerbread man!

30 years later and Keaton still can't turn his head.

That's not how it works. You'd have to say Freddy Mercury Sable or something like that

V?

Pepperidge farms remembers.

As wholesome as this is, UPS has been losing a lot of my packages lately and I'm gonna need them to get back to work.

Ron Jeremy?

I can do this all day...

Its all just a little bit of history repeating

So he's just been naked this whole time???

Not Constantinople?

I don't know why but she rubs me the wrong way. I've showed her the right way but she's stubborn.

Driving on the sidewalk and they hit that pole at speed. This was intentional.

Because they're step siblings and this is about to get super weird.