Babies are very rarely found in dumpsters and the last case involving a baby found in a dumpster in Iowa resulted in laws being updated that allowed unwanted children to be dropped off at hospitals more easily and annomusly, to prevent babies from being placed in dumpsters. And the only people who defended the girl did so on the ground that she claimed the child was stillborn and she shouldn't be charged with murder. And she wasn't, because they couldn't prove she killed the child. But they could make better laws to help babies in the future, and they did.
I would be thrilled if lawmakers responded to cases of rape with laws which helped prevent rape from happening.

Fixed it, thanks

Not a real Canadian accent, but yes. I read it in the voice of the younger moose brother from Brother Bear

The minor fall, the major lift

It's just that no one in the whole gang understands how to treat any disorder. All their doing is trying their best to be good to each other and not do things that would make them upset. And most people find it upsetting to ja e their feelings undermined or be told to just "feel better" when they are upset.

I don't think so. Eeyore's friends clearly act as though they care about him and want him to feel better, they just do so without trying to pressure him to pretend he is okay when he isn't. And it's not just Eeyore either, Pooh regularly attempts to easy Pigets worries without ever belittling him for having them. Tigger might be caught up with his own issues, but even he will slow down a moment occasionally to comfort one of his friends.
And the idea that they seem to genuinely care but actually just want him to not outgrown them so they are only pretending to care is not the kind out behavior you get with the disorders that the minnie the pooh gang has. That is a sociopathic tendency, and none of the characters or sociopaths.
I think it's more likely that each of them is just doing their best job of being friends, not having any idea how go treat any of their disorders, or even being aware they have them. Eeyore's friends want the best for him.

It's a donut hole, squished into the hole of the donut.

I support this idea. Do it @savage_demmigod

Funny @dcottingham but @bethorien is correct here, just in case anyone was wanting to know. Donut holes are often made with left over dough though.

Also, for bonus evil, when they have decided to just hold their glass for a while and an amount of the ice has had time to melt, serve something that doesn't normally demand a drink but make it spicy.

It kinda vaguely tastes like hot dogs. Like, hot dogs are already just links of the parts of animals no one wants to eat mascarading as food. And they taste like hot dogs. Hot dog water only vaguely tastes like hot dogs, like really watered down hot dogs. So like definitely awful but still in the realm of things children dare each other to consume and then laugh about it. Now, freeze it. Frozen hot dog water already sounds like one of the least appetizing things someone could pay me to consume. Now put four of those disgusting cubes in the ice tea of someone with no idea. And its fine in the beginning, they may even remark a thank you and note the tea being delicious. But as they drink and the cubes melt there tea begins to taste more and more like hot dog water. And they think it must be in their head. And its rude not to finish your tea and even more rude to ask for another drink while you still have tea.

"Owl be there for you"
LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE

You're 1,000 miles away

Because they are more than 2 but less than three years apart. So depending on when birthdays fall you seem either 2 or 3 years apart at different times of the year.

First of all: Even people who have all the advantages given to then can still experience terrible things. Grieving a loved one happens to people of all walks for example. Nice cars or fancy phones do not make losing a parent any less heartbreaking.
Second of all: The thing about clinical depression is that you are depressed even if your life is good. Sometimes you are validly and legitimately torn up about forgetting to use your turn signal. Sometimes you are depressed for literally no reason at all.

Not that I'm advocating against speaking out about wasting food, but these aren't made with corn that you would want to eat. They are made with feed corn, which is typically used to feed livestock.

I did that to this post. :)

I'm really glad you had the sense to stop before you became seriously ill.
You should be aware that a diet with a present but limited amount of meat may be a good option also. If you are mindful and knowledgeable you can get all the nutrients you need without meat, but sometimes a little meat can be a good way to help get certain things into your body.
Also, are you vegetarian or vegan? Pescatarian is also an option.
I am neither but sometimes I eat foods typically thought of as "vegetarian" or "vegan" because (some of them) are healthy and I like them.

It's often difficult to get enough protein in your diet without meat, especially on a budget. Totally doable, just can be difficult. And it definitely requires an understanding of nutrition, something not everyone has. In fact, lack of education in many things, including nutrition, is particularly common in impoverished areas.

This is only sort of true. Some healthy foods like beans and rice are actually super cheap. But healthier meat is almost always more expensive than comparable processed meat, and boxed pasta is one of the cheapest options available. And living in mac and cheese on ramen is very unhealthy, but also very inexpensive.
Also, due to city layouts the poor in cities often have a much easier time getting to McDonald's than getting to a grocery store. And that's besides the fact that keeping or cooking food isn't always an option at all.

Nope, neither of these things. Humans are willing to pay more for healthier food, so companies charge more to maximize profits.