https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEXQ-v2UUAEfPHW.jpg

cause it was annoying

I LIED I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE AND IT'S A TERRIBLE JOKE
but yeah we do have good ice cream

haven't heard that one before

The Great North! Minnesota! But thats all you're getting

also, triggered jokes aren't funny, I literally go by they/them, and I just don't find it funny

to donate to charities

Hospitals have been proven by women that they are impersonal and intruding. A friend of mine used to have such bad period cramps that she couldn't walk, hospitals, and the doctors there asked invasive questions and in the end denied her of any help. Planned Parenthood excepted her plea easily with very little questions and found a medication to solve her problem the same day. Anf if I may reiterate: They offer all these services at an AFFORDABLE and EASILY ACCESSIBLE rate. EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE

Services provided by Planned Parenthood, besides Abortion Referral, include HIV testing, both Men and Women's Health Care, STD testing, treatment, and vaccines, Birth Control, Cancer Screenings, Basic Checkups for all ages.
As well as Anemia, Cholesterol, Diabetes, high blood pressure, and thyroid screenings. They also offer flu shots, sports medicine, and help with quitting smoking at an affordable and accessible rate. Abortion makes up only a third of the services asked of them.
Teen Pregnancy has reached an all time low as well, in the last four years.

Minnesota: I have tequila

don't you want to express yourselves more fully like *eyes emoji*

There are actual pictures, I'm sorry if this isn't enough for you.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/entertainment/amber-heard-johnny-depp-restraining-order/
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-abuse
I've read all of them btw

http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/01/report-johnny-depp-abused-his-wife-multiple-times/
http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce-settlement-1201837685/

yeah but he beat his wife

He's trying his best