thelmathegreat

thelmathegreat


— thelmathegreat Report User
Restraining order 14 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
So is the constitution that protects your right to teach your daughter how to operate a firearm.
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Twins born on different days and different years 18 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
"6 pounds 16 ounces" what the hell
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Learn from experience 7 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
So now the alleged all-powerful being needs your approval, huh?
Why Pope Francis is the Person of the Year 15 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Just because one piece of dog crap smells better than the last one doesn't mean it's not still crap.
World War 2 life saver 8 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
"Who need clean water or medical supplies in a war? Let's waste our time and resources on COVERING A F*CKING BOOK IN METAL AND MAKING SOLDIERS CARRY IT AROUND"
I'm convinced 10 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Nah, this is clearly "see how many meat eaters can't identify guacamole"
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Merry minecraft christmas 9 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
This is what happens when nerds are left unsupervised. Pure brilliance.
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Looking for jobs on Craigslist 3 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
How did people possibly find dwarves to go camping with before the internet?
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God on FB 10 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
And I assume you know that there are other monotheistic religions besides christianity that atheism (or rather anti-theism) is against?
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What Harry Potter taught me 71 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Feels
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Marine in college 29 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Haha, thanks. Good to know there's one other sane person on this website
Marine in college 29 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
You are constitutionally allowed to believe in whatever religion (or lack thereof) that you want to. You are allowed to scrutinize other people's religions (that's all that religions fucking do). You are allowed to defend your religion, so long as you do so in a nonviolent manner. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING ASSAULT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Perfect timing 8 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
God dammit
Perfect timing 8 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Couldn't have
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You kinda like him 30 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
Atheists don't have anything against god, simply because we don't believe he exists. If he did, however, we'd hate him for genocide (multiple times), sexism (anybody who's read the bible knows that), and racism (supporting slavery in many forms)
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You kinda like him 30 comments
thelmathegreat · 7 years ago
That's like comparing one piece of dog crap to another. This one may smell a bit better, but it's still shit.
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Pencils being sharpened in the factory 6 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
We've been doing it really wrong
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8 Interesting Facts 8 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
Wait... There are mega macs?!
To all the people who "have nothing to hide from the nsa" 9 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
It's legal dipshit. After 9/11 President Bush gave the EXECUTIVE ORDER for the NSA to begin listening in on American soil without a warrant. Does that violate the constitution? Maybe. But I have news for you and the rest of America. If you're not having conversations about bombs, the NSA isn't spending any time or money on you.
Makes sense 10 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
Yeah, gang members kill each other. Gang members who have voluntarily entered an organization associated with crime (including killing members of other gangs). They would also be carrying a weapon. Trayvon was a fucking unarmed teenager walking home with a bag of skittles.
A beautiful love story 5 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
Still a better love story than twilight
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Not sure if facing up or down. 9 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
You're looking down the stairs. Look at the tread patterns on the carpet.
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Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe Epic rap battles of history 16 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
Cleopatra wins
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Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds 11 comments
thelmathegreat · 8 years ago
Lol like people who smoke give a shit about the environment