theonewhoshallnotb

theonewhoshallnotb


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Evolution is funny 20 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Your friend is right. Purely anatomically speaking, the human digestive system is more similar to herbivores than it is to carnivores
Ungrateful 9 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
How old is she?
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
It's raining heavily
I immediately got to the point
There is nothing going on, everything is fine
I will show them! (not literally)
I'm watching you
I don't trust you at all
I don't care / I don't give a shit
It's pitch black outside
Helaas pindakaas is only used because it rhymes, if someone says it's to say "ok that was unfortunate, but nothing we can do about it now)
Being there but not really participating
There is nothing on tv
This is getting out of hand/ it's going nowhere
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Bc it rhymes
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Het regent pijpenstelen
Ik viel met de deur in huis
Er is niets aan de hand
Ik zal ze een poepie laten ruiken
Ik hou je in de gaten
Ik vertrouw je voor geen meter
Het zal me een worst wezen
Het is pik zwart buiten
Helaas pindakaas
Voor spek en bonen meedoen
Er is geen bal op tv
Het loopt in de soep
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Dutch sayings translated to English 15 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
I assure you it is not. I can translate to Dutch if you want to
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This 9 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Advice from an Oreo?
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and you are FABULOUS! 14 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Let your balls enjoy the freedom!
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Da fuq did I just read? 9 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
This used to happen to me all of the time!!
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Make it stop please 21 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
14 days?
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objects aren't male or female 12 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
I am German and I fully agree with guest ^
objects aren't male or female 12 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
It bothered me more that even animals are referred to as being an "it" rather than a "she" or "he"
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That baby face 16 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
He's gonna be 26 on the 16th of May, just like me!
When I'm fighting with my wife and I answer one of her rhetorical questions 3 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Still, better love story than 50 shades
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Me, I can breathe 7 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Who can even type that fast??
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Advancement these days smh 15 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Immortality for sale! (one step closer to world domination)
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Someone at the gym dropped their iPhone in a running treadmill 16 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Finally someone else! I did question it ^
The treadmill would have to be going backwards
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Someone at the gym dropped their iPhone in a running treadmill 16 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Were they running backwards?
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This is a whole new level of MAJESTIC 24 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Because they crossed the red sea
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This is a whole new level of MAJESTIC 24 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
When men get red, white and blue dicks, just to spite someone
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Dear motorcyclist 12 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
You stick your foot out just a bit
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These people have got their shit together 3 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Is there a list I need to get on in order to be able to go?
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Life and Death 11 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Death sends only a few back to gather more gifts
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Dear motorcyclist 12 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
That's why they should do it with their foot instead of their hand
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Classic RDJ 4 comments
theonewhoshallnotb · 8 years ago
Loooooove this!
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