fear me, Yelnats

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nice tit

than* they*

neat

dAMMIT PETER

*clicks desktop*
*goes to display settings*
*flips display*
ah ok lol
*changes back*

depressing

oh yeah and the sweat one is pretty much wrong
according to wikipedia:
"Eccrine glands have three primary functions:
Thermoregulation: sweat cools the surface of the skin and reduces body temperature.
Excretion: eccrine sweat gland secretion can also provide a significant excretory route for water and electrolytes.
Protection: eccrine sweat gland secretion aids in preserving the skin's acid mantle, which helps protect the skin from colonization from bacteria and other pathogenic organisms."
so yeah waste removal is indeed a job of sweat

it is truly easier to catch a cold when you're cold because your body puts more resources towards keeping you warm rather than fighting infections

covered or saturated with water or another liquid
wet
a single molecule of water is not wet, any other quantity of water is wet

if shrek is in this world the dreamworks is in this world and you know what movie was made by dreamworks
shark tale
starring will smith

wow nice

eyusemian
last name has odd number of letters so i did 3

kurzgeasagt suggests that it should be 12,018 rn

false lol

but in the comics j jonah jameson is actually jealous of spiderman so this is surprisingly ironically accurate

take care of ur chickens