Yea, cause you won't give me your fuckin steroid connect's phone number. Stingy ass Arny.

Oh god

"An actor acted."

People that name inanimate objects especially vehicles or electronincs are fucking douchebags

That's not what this meme was made for

The title is bullshit don't try and blame america for other countries having fat fucks too. Surprise mother fucker obesity is not exclusive to the states

Stop saying good for them. This was taken from nine. gag.

We use the same "j" sound in vagina plus gif with the "guh" sound just sounds retarded anyway. The argument can go back and forth all day but why don't we just settle it by calling it what it was originally called I mean I don't understand how arguing against that is even logical

Call bullshit. Anyone that lives in the city, especially after being burglarized in the past, knows to tell the cab to pick you up down the street from your home. Shit ain't rocket mathematics.

You mean you realized it when you saw this exact same post on here last night? That's incredible.

That's deep man

That title is hype af

I don't like dogs but dogs ALWAYS fucking like me. I'll be sitting there telling them to their face "I don't want you here, I'm not a nice person" in the most monotoned voice possible and they just keep licking me and trying to get me to pet them and shit. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

What if I want a lesbian daughter

Commenters saying "don't go to jail". Kind of missed the point there huh?

That's a dude.