If this is true then I am totally fine with this perception and just wish it were true because that would be SICK AS FUCK. YOU LITTERALLY HAVE A PIZZA POCKET IF YOU DONT THINK THATS THE MOST KICKASS SHIT THEN MAN FUCK YOU YOU AINT SHIT

I fucking HATE WHITE BREAD!! Shit is so nasty it gets sucked to the roof of your mouth and is all soft and mushy and it's made out of sugar and shit. Shit isn't even real bread! Fuck you if you eat white bread.FUCK YOU.

Too bad hook lost his hand to a crocodile

what a little BIIITCHHHH

Calvin Klein told me to never wash my jeans

Just when I thought I had seen every relatable post there was to see...

CAR-LYLE
Come on how do not know how to pronounce Carlisle

I found them all. King me.

This is literally me. Today was my 3rd day in a row after not having worked out in about 2 years and I start flexing in the mirror till I caught myself and had to start laughing hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CAN*L!!!!!

...and don't be black.

Now I understand the meme

Same. I tried leaving it open once and it was just mad uncomfortable

Boss is right. I went out with my family once and my brother in law got a well done steak. Haven't trusted him since.

Brings a whole new meaning to fucking someone's brains out