Haha this was always my favorite part

That made me so happy

I want a hedgehog so fucking bad

Anybody with a video link?

My aunt would use hotwheels tracks. Those were a bitch lol

What is left from?

Snaps

You had to be sneaky about it like stare someone dead in the eye while drawing one on their paper without them noticing.

If you find cats more attractive than people then something's wrong ok

Is this a pigeon?

Why the fuck was I thinking carrot?

Shit was funny

That's the saddest thing I've seen on funsubstance

Yea he swears his face off in his stand up while being fucking high as shit and drinking all while not being very funny

Of course you're not the only one because someone else made this. Jackass.

@annoyinglypositive is one of the more unbearable cunts I've encountered on the internet. I wonder if she's an actual judge in real life. Wannabe judge judy ass.

Larry David=God

Mine would too. They'd be all "cargo shorts with a wrinkly knock off polo AND a cell holster? What're you tryna be the modern steve erkel? Boy go change your clothes you ain't tryna pick up no 40 yr old divorcee" then I'd be all sad and shit. Did anyone see that chick in the background though? Daaamn. THATS why you don't rock the cargo shorts.