That dog looks high af, did he eat ur meth homework?

Apparently I used to be a Turkish poet

"This snape has been snaped", as funny as "my small snappy friend" XD

Also, if you hit villagers with an axe, the axe would bounce back

I wish to partake in this fine event

I can confirm this happens

I once did a "what is your inner race quiz" and got hispanic, I'm gonna have a hard time telling my parents I'm hispanic.

Everytime I meet a foreigner, I tell them the story about how I was attacked by a drop bear. I have a scar on my upper arm from an accident when I was a kid and I would gesture to it and say that this is where it clawed me. The story works everytime needless to say, the reactions are hilarious XD

This is going to be me and my viola in twenty years