"Genetically argues about something trivial"

"Generic doesn't get the punchline"

*inserts x files theme to last line*

*drinks glass of water* No, I can assure you the only browser I possess is chrome

*shuffles uncomfortably*

*sinks into office chair*

*sweats nervously* uh nope, chrome all the way!!

Can I accompany you? I can shout drinks

I think it's to do with his film bedtime stories where before his nephew and niece go to bed he tells them these stories that come true the next day

Apparently this glorious place is in Sudan

We must have fought on the same battlefield friend, damn that fiend that made us take arrows to the knee!!

Ah I see, I understand. I'll make a note of not saying Eskimo if I am to meet someone of Inuit heritage.

Ah! Sorry man I didn't know, when I found the picture it said Eskimo, you're right I should have said Inuit. I'm afraid I don't know very much about the indigenous peoples of America, I just thought that this picture was really cool!

Oh yeah that was crazy, right now where I live, this summer lasted all the way until March!

imagine meditating and finally reaching nirvana and this song pops up

A man can't stop fisting people violently, only does it for fun

When u catch the Pokemon just right

I'll look that up, sounds awesome!