I think I'd rather remain oblivious, although I can guess

It's more of a statement, and if you get the double meaning, then it's not

Dude. You just melted down the friend zone to what it really is. THANK YOU GOOD SIR

What the fuck are you on? O.o

Calm down people they can be funny to

I'm seventeen

That was funny

Vote for president Gnarr!

Seriously?

The Offspring Dude, all the fucking way

New respect for you Seever, all the fucking way

Fall Out Boy and Green Day?

Fuck you