The reason is because he's like a male Britany Spears

Of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I've had my period for almost ten years and this is, while mildly disturbing, very informative

Clever

So much sexiness

I respect you for standing up for that kid, that bitch needs to feel fear