Should we just ignore the BS that 25% of accidents involve texting. The number is based on distracted driving. And that includes speeding and DUIs. Texting isn't a big deal. Should you text while driving? No. But 1 in 4 accidents aren't text related.

I always agree to disagree.

You mean like when we eradicated the Boll Weevil and put up a statue.
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/al/ALENTbollweevil1_cruse.jpg
You got a' We beat the Emu' monument? No? Didn't think so.

Careful there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuU4EwwCOLo

You can think all you want. But if Jack simply says"No idea about that" and you didn't pay. Bye bye.

I actually smiled.
"Raaawwwrrrr, Where's the food? I'm gonna kill that tree."

Schrodinger says you won't know if I roll over or not. You'll just be guessing.

Touche!

Oh,C'mon. I could have rolled over. Like a kitten in a Trademarked Cardboard Box.

Well Montana is pretty much uninhabitable.

It's a big ass island. And the British sent a bunch of convicts to deal with all the native wildlife.And they couldn't even beat emus.

Can he explain the PRNDL?

yes

That's what your mom said.

Did ever notice wierd breaks the i before e rule?

Look, talk to me when you can win a war against Emus.We don't even use the whole continent. But we never lost to emus. And that graphic is absurd. Australia is only 5 times the size of Texas and less than 5 times the size of Alaska. We have states larger than your States..and uhmm territories and whatever.

That's what you get when you leave the barn door open.

They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.

I bet a cow. You got something better? Maybe a llama?