Benadict Cumberbatch?

It's not stupid if it works. Lol

I want one

As a female I can confirm this.

My big booty would still get stuck halfway down this thing. Lol.

Haha whenever someone asks why I like guys with beards so much I'm going to show them this.

And you told everybody!

This makes me happy!

Sad

I'm a girl and I've been friend zoned plenty of times.

A beautiful disaster.

I relate to this so much!

They empty the stomach during the prep.

He's not wrong...

( o ) ( o )

I'd eat it...

Turn the light on...

Drive safe, pupper.

That would take forever to clean

Ursulas sister was thin she could be her or maybe Ursula went on a diet. We don't know.

Aah sweet release....

Is there a lemon in the water?

I want her skills...

I had one of those when I was little but it broke when I moved houses.

I don't remember everyone else's birthday why would I expect them to remember mine?