Every time I go for a straight line it always comes out curved.

Am I going to jail or nah?

It gives me the chills.

" I'm sorry but your existence bothers me. "

I need this.

What a masterpiece.

* sings * " Space jam it's your chance do your dance! "

Reaction : " I would be happy if I got another computer she's just being ridiculous. " 20 seconds later " Well I guess you really wanted that apple. "

At first I thought she kick the crap out of him... but I was wrong.

Sometimes they catch me in the act and give me a weird look.

That is something I've never seen before but glad I've seen it.

That's so totally adorable.

Good theory of classification.

What a great idea. Why didn't I think of that.

Well somebody had to do it. Glad it happened in science.

You got the best of both worlds.

What a shocker. Never saw it coming.

I'm going to need to use this more often.

Hey I'll add that to my shopping list.

I'll be very cautious.

Let me introduce you to my studying method.

Complement accepted.

You got that right. *winks*

I'm crying my eyes out right now. It's so emotional and heart aching.