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Mother takes adorable photos with her two daughters in matching clothing 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
They need little Charlie Chaplin mustaches in the picture with the suits.
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Grandparents bffs with bob Ross 3 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
"What is Life" well, if true he was better off meeting that man.
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You're not the father 36 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I am not friendzoned!
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You know DAMN well you have one 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I thought they were free small trash bags
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Whoever made this test was high af 13 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
The US public school system at work.
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Shut down 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Maybe it was her "night" with his "shiny armor" he was proposing.
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I Thought I'd Lost You Forever 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Jay Z looks happy.
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Guy keeps photoshopping himself into celebrities' life and the result is glorious 7 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
This guy seems like fun! Nice post.
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Aw 13 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
The annoying buzz of the bee can pollinate flowers and even trees!
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When you regret not using a condom (btw that's around 300USD) 14 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Never knew how your children would spend your money.
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How about you? 34 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I am not sure, because if I gave a shit that is throwing crap at somebody's thoughts. If I didn't give a shit, then I would not throw shit at their thoughts. If I was leaving a shit, that is a mess for someone to clean up. So I guess I got to go with leave the the poo in the loo!
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When teachers should be the students 36 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
My bad Morty
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afghan hound swimming 13 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I was thinking it looks like Falcor's amphibian brother.
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Taking a nap can kill you 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Don't mind the screaming that is a normal post mortal reaction!
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When teachers should be the students 36 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Well Marty and Rick do visit alternate universes.
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Well that's one way to overtake another driver 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Real life Mario Kart.
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Skill level legend 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Skill level Legend, wait for it..........ary!
What if the knot is around her hands? 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Instructions unclear, my left or her left? Confused hit on waitress/widow/virgin.
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Anon is home alone 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Just say "Don't you have naked time?"
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Everyone says canadians are lovely people 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Or promise the winner some maple syrup.
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Call of Doody VI 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
You guys won't believe it, you get to wipe your ass with bowties!
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Such polite gentlemen 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
To the left! To the left!
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He is a bit of a moron 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Hold onto him he is a keeper.
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Sorry I've been gone I got a new phone and forgot my pass! 111 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Drive it like you stole it, pupper. But seatbelt's and safe like.
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I need to spend one night here 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
No hanky panky in the human fish tanky.
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