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I side with him 1 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
My eyes are up here.
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Roof party 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Who let the dogs out,
the woof, the woof.
Where did they go now,
the woof, the woof.
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When will Russia save it's people?!?!?1 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Chin crawl?
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Brutal joy 12 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Neither, got any other friends?
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Princess Batman 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Dad must have tucked her in.
Of course not 5 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Depends on your belief of popularity, but my belief is to be kind to everyone. You can learn from all sorts of people and lifestyles. Walk in their shoes, see what they see, and figure your morals on what is right and wrong. Going to hate this, but just a way of figuring out how to be yourself.
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I can't be the only one. 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Measure twice cut once.
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Epic mural in belgium 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I need that as a wall mural or maybe a shower curtain.
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Tell me why 11 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
The metal walls and sometimes doors are a safety precaution to keep microwaves from cooking things outside. The outer metal reflects the microwaves toward the food. A fork for example in food when heating conducts a lot of electricity, so it can create problems, but in theory if you have enough substances in the microwave to absorb the waves (food, water, non conductive material) then nothing will happen.
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BE selfish 20 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Sounds to me that the people who taught you not to be selfish need to heed their own advice, and "do as I say not as I do" is a cop-out.
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Dedicated to hate 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I am going to say pull a Frozen "Let it Go"
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Please god (or whoever you believe is up there controlling life) 17 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
They gain 20 lbs and lose an inch in height.
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If only I had this bed at home 3 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Startling noise while sleeping and jump up and hit your head, then drown in bed.
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Hello, bro 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Love the smile on the shark like "Hell Yeah Bro"
It's In The Past Now 10 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Never met a person I couldn't live without, but some I wouldn't want to live without.
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Physics breaking parkour 7 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I want to see this in reverse. That would be super amazing.
Let's go! 16 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
There is way to much junk in that trunk.
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Simple and clever solution 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Setting up a lawsuit by telling people it is ok to text while going on stairs.
Japanese men selected their top 10 actresses with ideal body shape 17 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
One of these is not like the others.
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Deaf kids having a heated argument 7 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Rap battle.
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More like 2 seconds 5 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Almost as bad as the motion sensored ones. Except they don't even work half the time.
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Worth the read 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
This is the stuff they need to show about cops on the news.
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God damn debie stop f**king around 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Looks like they are trying to hide E.T. in the first ones.
The fatigue will at least help us sleep - body parts 44 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
"The tigers suffered other defeats as well."
A Dance with Dragons
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