Woman going postal on all men?

One of these is definitely not like the others.

Meet the Flinstones, have a Yabba Dabba Doo time, a Dabba Doo time, have a Golden Gaytime

Looks like the people of Walmart.

Except waitstaff and bartenders, more patrons equals more money.

Depends who is chasing you to make it motivation or not.

Guess Philly isn't the city of brotherly love, Detroit is

Personally, I would go boot tip first

"You dropped your shit and left it"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"That's nice, you want him to come get your shit?"

Forget the package, do I get to keep the dog?

Even Satan worshipers have morals for children

Destroy All Bacteria
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/a42311/principal-sneeze-dab/

Hungry hungry doggo's rather than hippo's

Makes sense getting arrested is the same as getting fucked hard

A Nope doin a Yep.

"Thnx for the munchies! They be delish! : ) "

Warning! Polar Bearcats are a menacing problem to the fish ecology near arctic areas, causing fishing boat crews to ignore their duties and instead grab laser pointers to capture these wild animals in cardboard boxes.

That means she was pregnant for the better part of three decades, just wow.

Doesn't seem quite fair that she can pull off Emilia Clarke, Natalie Dormer, Triss Merigold, Emma Watson, Cinderella and even Snow White if she tried and look so beautiful, but the role playing options are endless.

Was told by family Dr. that I needed to see a specialist, they believed I may have a intestinal ulcer. So I show up to the Gastro Dr. office for my colonoscopy and find out my Dr. is a gorgeous lady I was paired up with in a class at college. Already nervous they get me in my gown and explain to me that you will be subdued, but still conscious so I can move to help during the procedure. I am thinking this doesn't sound great. Awkwardly starts out with her lubing up the scope and then her finger. You may know that the prostrate is easily reached through the anus and sometimes may cause an instant erection. Well that is what happened, I was lying there half drugged, a tube up my ass, staring at a beautiful lady, full on stiffy and thinking to myself no matter the results I can never come back here again.

Hopefully you have Bluetooth, that way you can go hands free on the gun, while playing Candy Crush hiding in the closet.