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I don't think an umbrella would suffice here 3 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Only thing going through my head is "Let the bodies hit the floor"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
He sees the weed, he has the need
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Well you don't see this everyday! 9 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
"What happened? Don't worry Santa, on my way!"
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*it's something!* 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Don't think you are doing it right.
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Good recruit 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Drops suspects into submission with adorableness
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Timberlake 7 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
I thought Jimmy told the joke that is why he is not cracking up
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The ideal neighborhood 10 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Trump did it when washing off his fake tan.
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That magnetic case tho 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Especially if Internet Explorer is the browser you need to use to get chrome.
Grab that pole 10 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Because you can doesn't mean you should!
Spend wisely 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
He has some of the greatest quotes.
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill
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So proud 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Be well and smile!
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Plot twist 1 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
need him in my life
Friendship bracelet win 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Too tight!
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So proud 8 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Thanks!
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What a loser 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Sleep
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But it's the song how bad can it be 14 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Glad I could help out.
I'll do the same but you'd still have a d*ck on your forehead 10 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Glad you did. Sometimes it makes my day a bit brighter
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I'll do the same but you'd still have a d*ck on your forehead 10 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Not all hero's were capes
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Tiny guy in pajamas 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
They may love you, but it's gonna take some time
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Talking to yourself must be fun 1 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Hope a friend stole the keys,
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Pack of vicious beasts 6 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Wow, just wow. Obviously you (or someone in your life) has never had anybody to teach you or animals simple concepts. A danger breed is ignorant people that believe everything they do is justifiable. Yes, dogs can be protective, but if you were approached by a stranger doing wrong to your family, you just gonna be like I scared go ahead stranger or will you protect? Bet your family will love your cowardness when they need help! So STFU, before the people that they are are protecting get hurt from people like you. Who knows your child may kill someone, so should we not let them in society? Can't own one of your children right. Glad you posted as guest, Begone troll!
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Which are you? 19 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
No socks and get refused to by Crocs, rut ro
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Naughty dog 2 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Just miss my human
when you're home alone 4 comments
timjim · 7 years ago
Feel the same. Fuzz noise in ear, turnoff TV, not sure if still there and then turn on Tv comforted when still there.