"it's a man leg"

Last Thursdayism...look it up. I'm too lazy to explain (ironically VSauce taught it to me)

That is not a bad description she totally takes advantage of him

"includes one egg"

he looks like gumby

how very accurate.

what is shop co?

delivery by c section: quantity 79?

That's the Red Keep amirite?

its weird how that makes so much sense to me

AND?

I laughed...hard...am i going to hell?

and actual spring lasts a week (NYC for context)

Incorrect: Octavius in Night at the Museum is an ancient Roman general whereas Assassin's Creed Odyssey is based in Ancient Greece.

or a giant bowl of regular sized condoms

YA GOT NO CHANCE!

did he double for keanu in John Wick?

Mark 12:41-44
As Jesus was sitting opposite the treasury, He watched the crowd putting money into it. And many rich people put in large amounts. Then one poor widow came and put in two small copper coins, which amounted to a small fraction of a denarius.
Jesus called His disciples to Him and said, “Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put more than all the others into the treasury. For they all contributed out of their surplus, but she out of her poverty has put in all she had to live on.”

its so funny...because it's so true