what a rebel, i love them

half-life humor

i thought it would be due to the radiation

she was totally waiting for that to happen, probably for months.

what a rollercoaster

fuuuck...I'm a cat

everytime i see a reference for Limitless i get sad because of the dope tv show that continued the story, but got cancelled

i dont understand women: they dont want to get hit on until they choose to hit on you? wtf? men arent allowed to express interest? no, women choose when they like to get hit on. if its Brad Pitt they dont mind, its sexy, when its Peter Pettigrew, its gross. and the funny thing is men accept this because (in general) men will fuck anything that moves.

token girl im ded

I have nothing

do you feel lucky?

it always annoys me when people say "war doesnt solve anything," it has literally been solving everything since 10000 BC

this reminds me of those alien comic strips from a couple of years ago

he literally looks like the steve buscemi meme

reddit should be way lower

lol i failed before i even read the top

he was probably one of the ones bitching that there was a native american there in the first place

i understand

i think the thing is we dont care if you are wearing lingerie, men are very visual creatures and im pretty sure we can enjoy visualizing you in even a penguin onesie.

wait for it....boots

i can assure you i am still amused by airborne feces

i dont know why but whenever i see an ugly cake i know its gonna be good. i was in a caribbean restaurant and i saw an ugly ass coconut cake, i immediately ordered it knowing it would be good. best damn coconut cake ive ever had.

i know what i will do with this information