Just messing with you.

Probably you, seeing as that's your name.

You couldn't have been talking to the person in the picture if you said you criticized me. I'm not the person in the picture, if that's what you are wondering. You know what? I'm done with you. Good day.

Wait, is that a reply? Do you think that's me in the picture? Ha, you really are slow.

No, I finished. Bit slow there, 'diddums'.

Checkmate. Play again, lani?

Dude. I wrote a comment on a picture on the Internet. Big whoop. Better go post it on Facebook! New discovery! No, seriously. Criticizing something with insensible gibberish doesn't work. I personified the cat. How exactly does that make me a weirdo? It happens all the time. Look around you. Cats rule the Internet. It's normal. Next, if I have to be rudely shoved off Funsubstance merely because of my presence and a freaking comment, and I apparently shouldn't be here, then where do you think you are? You're on Funsubstance too. Wake up. Go watch TV and tell me what it's like while I browse Funsubstance as long as I like. You are not ok on my list, mr. Critic. You could be the next Piers Morgan. Criticizing here, there, everywhere.
Lovely chat, lani. See you at the TV.

What? Doth thou wish to badly acquaint thyself with myself? Yea verily?