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good guy hitler 5 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Cue the infinite loop
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I can only dream 12 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
I would agree, except that this implies they were funny at some point, which is not true.
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Chivalry is not dead 7 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
This has literally nothing to do with chivalry.
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*slow clap* 13 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Those are sloppy check marks to indicate those answers are correct. He should have answered that all of those shapes are topologically equivalent.
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haha 24 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Well, the two on the right are basically true...
And lose 95% of their family and friends! That's an important aspect 16 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Like zombie colossal squid?
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And lose 95% of their family and friends! That's an important aspect 16 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Am I the only one that is completely bored of the zombie fad (and I have been for years)? We have to come up with something better, instead of remaking the same stuff ad nauseam.
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Science student problems 5 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
What is confusing you?
Know the struggle! Feel the struggle too 11 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Yeah... that kid looks like he knows "the struggle", for sure.
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Science student problems 5 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Well, you have about 20 trillion cells that don't do it. That is a fair portion of the human cells which make up your body.
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Dogs are also better at reading human body language than monkeys 13 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Pretty sure falcons can interpret a finger point...
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I wanted to be a scientist 13 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
You don't necessarily have to be any smarter than the average person to be a scientist. It will take a lot more work, though.
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She's a keeper 23 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
SNES would have sealed the deal.
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Well played 4 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Nguyen is a very common Asian last name, and it is pronounced pretty much like "ooo-when". So Jen Nguyenly would sound like "genuinely".
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I need to stop speaking English ASAP 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Who has time for parties?
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Gotta try this 5 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
That is basically like eating a dog toy.
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Making pizza balls 7 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
For this particular hors d'oeuvres, the bread performs the essential functional of a structural component and binding agent for the other constituents. If the starch is the issue, you could replace the bread with another structural component, perhaps a vegetable wrapping like spinach leaves. However, this will alter the taste, although that actually sounds good to me.
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I need to stop speaking English ASAP 6 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Except that it is mandatory in plenty of other countries to learn English concurrently with their official language. Also, those are not the only countries with English as their official language.
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That's a good question 9 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
As far as I know, human parthenogenesis has never been observed.
That scary moment of complete desperation 2 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
That just means you are finally in a real class with real assignments.
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That's a good question 9 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
@ illjusthavewater There are reasons why this cannot happen... But I would not mind my girlfriend dragging me to a movie about it.
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Easily Escape If You're Being Held Captive 19 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
Also, the captors will more than likely remove everything, including jewelry.
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Best movie easter egg ever! 23 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
They do belong in the sewers with all of the other human excrement; if only they would stay there.
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Why you should encourage your kids to read 21 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
@thethirdi, good for you. Now if you actually accomplish anything with your amazing foresight and whatnot, that is perhaps something someone might care about. I do not think you know what "eon" means... perhaps if you had read more... Joking aside, playing video games is not really something to brag about, except maybe a kid bragging about beating a game to another kid; most adults do not care. If you are playing Call of Duty, you cannot convince me that you are learning anything really worthwhile; playing outside can teach you hand-eye coordination, foresight, etc. and is also healthy. If you are playing a game like Foldit and solving protein structures, that is a different story. Entertainment is a part of normal development, but it should not occupy huge portions of the day.
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7/10 attacks are from the rear 7 comments
toclafane · 9 years ago
I will give it another try when I find the time.
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