Yeah, I have answered "how are you?" with "you too" before, because I already skipped to the end of the conversation in my mind where they say "have a good day", and, well, you know the rest.

Yeah, by their definition, all Disney princesses look the same.

Maybe she wasn't so great after all. Just kidding. But now we know what wasn't her super power.

Well some of the components are capacitors.

Yeah, did she stand by her statement, or make up some bullshit to try to backpedal out of it?

Are you saying that she is "nuclear power plant accident" hot?

This joke wasn't even good the first time, but is has been beaten to death, turned into a zombie, then beaten to death again long ago.

I suppose I dress to look professional. Rolled up sleeves do not look professional. I guess it really just depends on what you are trying to accomplish, but I honestly think rolled up sleeves look sloppy and not attractive or "badass". At best they represent laid back.

If you only had 1.3 L of blood, you would have gone into hypovolemic shock and died.

Unfortunately, people are stupid, and if they are left to their own devices, will accomplish a lot of unnecessary fuckery, even with something as simple as clothes. Instead, we can dress properly (as in everything private covered up and not being intentionally/blatantly offensive) and go about our days. It isn't about appeasing people, it is about being socially decent, apparently a dying characteristic these days.

I am very tired. To me, on first read, this said "allow for time travel between classes" and I thought I had somehow missed a very important invention.