And this thing is on Pornhub

And that's why I don't like it when people do things for religious reasons

Where is this

Bears can run at a speed of 60Km/h, so being a runner does absolutely nothing.

If you state Donkey Kong, are you identifying as a gorilla or a donkey?

Not a problem for me because NOBODY DARES TO HIT ME!

Dammit you can't just assume a cow's reincarnation, you need to prove it.

When I of think 30 years ago, I think of 1980. I was born in 2000

We just spell Pokémon names on Scrabble

Nah I think you are just possessed

Mage

Actually, when that happens, all eight planets, and Pluto will be swallowed

Am I the only one to see a person spitting out some unknown liquid?

Thinking?

There was someone in my school who attended an entire session without realizing he's in the wrong class, but how does anyone mix up their school?

I always thought Eevee is rice, you can mix it with anything

I have a friend who got into trouble for masturbating in the bathroom, good luck to them I guess

If it follows the same logic as APTX4869, they would just die, otherwise it would have no effect.

Forkoon or Spoonork

But does it pay for all of my basic needs? Also no!

Especially when it comes up at the most crucial moment of a movie

Is the person with the blue hat their leader?

Because the Earth is not musical, so why should it be named after a note?