My life is to see if I can die of natural causes and not of suicide.

Kids come out of it, makes sense at least

Video games tell me that a stone like this must not be tossed away because it must have some significance

000-000-0000, so $0.00

Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

I always thought it's because their voices are high-pitched like birds

What if we just raise them without teaching them about gender stereotypes?

Thank you so much. Now that I know about these numbers, I can tell when a girl is giving me fake numbers....

Another example of Irony

All I could think of is....Pluck

"Because it said so in the Bible" is not a valid argument against anything

No, one of them is just upside-down

If you sneeze a third time I'm just going to stay away from you because you are likely sick

Magikarp does rely on another Pokémon to gain experience though. If you're alone, you're screwed.

Everyone will ship it

That's because you are looking at the wrong people: The male goth are the ones with a womb and gives birth, while the female goth only have dicks.

I thought Dogs aren't allowed on airplanes, did they change that rule?

Imagine if any of them f*** up anything

I've never felt that because I close all of them with one click

I do

Satisfying

Is that ASDF?

Okay I do not want to know what they put in those bottles

1. North Korea (Where Kim Jong Un lives)
2. ISIS Base (If we can actually find it)
3. Middle of the Pacific Ocean where no one lives just for fun

Is this post connected to the colourblind post