If the grammar wrong, it stupid

Teacher: Your assignment must be handed in before 11:00, you're late.
Me: *Steps into the other timezone* No I'm not it's only 10:00

Because they are different forms of art and can't be compared in such ways

Some people do find trans girls to be more attractive

I know this, but I can't make myself do it

Isn't there a guy with six magikarps in every game?

Why are they making robots this advanced

Actually, there is a more efficient way: Start to scream random things at the top of your lungs, in a few seconds, your dad would burst into your room wondering what is going on

But those can't be the only shapes right

Technically not wrong

After some rethinking, I decided to drink anyways

I don't care what others think, all I say is that if God exists, he is not perfect, if God is perfect, he can't exist.

Because their fraud would be discovered

The car can go about 50 Km when the light is on

Where I live now:
Winter
Winter
Winter
Winter
Winter
Winter
Summer (Hot)
Summer (Very Hot)
Winter
Winter
Winter
Winter

"I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you!" -Unknown

Greg, don't ask how I know

For a second I thought that was Kim Jong Un

But what if I'm a girl

Photoshopped from my desktop image

Pizza

I don't care who it is but if necessary I'll argue with them

Because it sounds unfriendly to cats