wait why are you leaving fun substance katie?

Albus: Dad can I have a sandwich?
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. I never saw either of them eat a sandwich but I'm sure they would be proud to see you eating one here today. They were great men.
Albus: DAD JUST NO

the statue of liberty was actually a gift from france so that just makes it all the more accurate

was about to down vote but then i saw the message at the bottom

10/10 planning

that looks like the face of death trying to crawl out of your shirt

Its so colleges can be actually good, not just all government funded because eventually they'd all be the same

"traffic"

way to go! entrepreneurs are what makes this country great.

what website is this?

the creek right next to my school flooded and the entire parking lot is now underwater

I'm that friend- this post described me perfectly

thought this was going to be a comic to make me feel guilty about trash in oceans... was pleasantly surprised

You're already pretty @biscuit

because 'frige' doesn't look right. That's the only explanation

I don't think we'll ever find out why they give us less room every year to put our binders/papers on our desks