You bastard! Now that song is stuck in my head.

Bird blender.

Looks like there are Male and Female features for each face.

Wait, what?

Tesla ripoff

Did she pee?

Balls of steel.

Omg. I am not alone!

Genius.

This is the man we need to rebuild the church. If more were like him the world would be a better place.

I hope the kids are okay...
People always talk about deadbeat dads and forget about the shitty moms.

Frequently. A sense of utter sadness and hopelessness that can be overwhelming defeating.

Barely.

Do you agree with the terms and conditions?

I think your cat hates you.

My grandparents lived across the street from each other. They grew up as best friends. When they started dating my grandpa would always give her little trinkets. They got into a fight that neither remember because it was so trivial. My grandmother pack all the trinkets up in a little brown bag and tried to give them back. My grandpa told her he'd take them back only if she married him because she was the only person in the world he could never be without. Sadly, when my grandmother passed my grandfather truly gave up on life and passed shortly after. I was very close with them. They were two of the most wonderful people in my life.

Funny, she's a lot darker skinned in real life. If your black and racist don't hide your skin color behind Photoshop to market both races. Lucky for her, people who like music for the sake of music may disregard her comments.
It's racist comments on BOTH sides that perpetuate racism. Can we please put the past in the past and try to move on as a society? Please, let's stop racism. Our generation has the power to stop it. Why can't we?

But the day after! Discount candy to fill the void. I know, I'm sad, pathetic and would be lonely without my babies.

I don't know. I think I'd be impressed by the creative use of the English language. Although, I would think my children might be destined to become a drill sergent.