you just set foot in the wrong neighborhood bish.

I pee in bottles when i dont wanna get up to pee at night

Im an eagles fan but holy crap their city is cancerous fan wise. The 76ers can eat a dick too both the team and the fans are cancer.

bruh i aint even good at one thing bruh and yet some people be out here dominating multiple things bruh.

Bruhhh i read it as i biting instead of 1

bruh i was lucky to go to a dollar store.

she cute but i aint finna get between that tarantula and her i see that thing any where near me ima go grab a big af stick

I will admit luxury cars are very well designed i thank everday that when i got into a crash it was in a lexus instead of my 95 tercel. had airbags for my legs and everything.

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

I always wait till im finished doing both to flush and so usually i dont have any piss till my next trip which could be 5-6 hours later and if im at someones house thats not an option

That never worked for me bruh

Bruh this is like just another day for lebron

Like all it would take is one guy to drop the paper

I thought it was a big deal i remember hearing so much bull shiz on dis

Let the 50th annual abortion argument begin

Shaq spent all his signing money on the first day bruh

French lick Indiana is where larry bird was born