outta all the times you could pick you would take the place of jesus on the rock to talk about electricity smh.

its so weird for me to like not have something going on so i start kinda panicking thinking im forgetting something. Like if my life isnt chaos i dont know what to do.

Its that sweat

In utah they never let us out early less the pipes broke

bro all these are like hella obvious the problem is at the time i dont actually give a shiz. You think im sitting there when im steaming like i read a post not to respond when im angry so im not gonna do it.

How tf did she get up there and tie her clothes to the branch? If she can tie clothes to the branch up there might as well climb out

that assassins creed eats anus

no u

now we wait for the amazing comments of thanking the circle.

one thing ive noticed is that koreans tend to have a more square head and Japanese a more rounded head.

wait just a second now. I glanced over this the first time but this dude has 0 percent on his phone tf

these are the fools that end up breaking something in their body so then all the parents on earth assume that trampolines are natural bone breaking machines.

Why would you ask your dad for condoms

bruh i thought that was chain mail and i was down till i realized it was just a bag

bro this is pretty lite compared to what i friended one person cause i give everyone a chance and just straight up vagina pics flooded my dms and i was like bruh are you for real.

this was the worst gear shift till you see the one above.

Like you know not all criminals are like this but bruh you gotta be a special kind of dumb to sit next to a police dog with an ounce on you taking pictures for snapchat. Like even if he doesnt detect you know what if he does and you gonna be looking straight up dumb af.

thats mad gay