and then you have to proceed in telling them that you're being sarcastic and it ruins the whole thing

he looks like a real life frozone to me

I would have never stood you up!!! And yes I'm implying I would go on a date with a cat

Let them puppies free

*face palm*

"hey good lookin, come here often?"

Being away for my first year of university, I often feel this way!

real life monsters inc.

is this real life?

that escalated quickly

I laughed out loud at the dinner table and had to read this text post out to my family

I am hereby starting a support group for all those who have accidentally liked a crushes photo from a time that is obviously too far back to not be creeping.

I always try and do things like this in hopes that it'll actually work, like I try to turn off the light switch with just my mind power and i'm sitting there looking stupid for 5 minutes... one of these days though

I like how it looks like they saved all the end pieces of bread from the loaves to do this hahaha

Golden

that escalated quickly

shots fired