I dislike pigs.

I feel like sex would take away time from your life, and like if you have to work on something and your partner gets horny like fuck, I already have to satisfy a teacher now i have to satisfy a girl. Of course I'm young so i don't know what it is like to satisfy a girl in a sexual way. Like is it possible to be typing in one hand and finger blasting a girl in the other?

Traps are gay

This cat looks like he was on a diet but on his off day ate a shit ton

So i had a child development class and one of the assignments/tests was to see how well you would handle a class of kids. So they brought in a bunch of kids from a daycare and i had to watch them for an hour. It was absolute hell, one stuck a carrot up his noes and offered it to me, one banged his head on the wall and stood there for like 2 minutes then he looked at me and started crying (Fucking piece of shit), and omg, one stared at me picking his noes and when i told him to stop staring at me he started crying. UGH, I feel so rude but I also feel like I have a right of privacy or at least feeling comfortable. Kids are only for people with patience. I for one do not have patience. That's why i dropped out of that class and gave up on kids. At least until I'm older. (P.S. I don't hate children, well kinda, but not enough to make me not have them it's just you can't watch a classroom full of kids and not get pissed, unless you have a classroom of little angels then you're a lucky SOB)

Well, i mean...You're not wrong.

Is that not a duck? Or am i mentally inclined????

I'm a freshman and i'm already getting stress induced rashes. and thanks for the luck. I will keep it in my pocket when i go to school.

The media wants what will give them attention and money, of course a lot of you look at this and think, "Well i'm pretty sure people who look at this story would be very pleased with it.". No, in our society we have people who would take offense to this and think they're trying to enforce people to overachieve as this child is, and the other child isn't. Its kind of like when fat people thought that the magazines with the pretty ladies and perfect bodies were trying to fat shame them, when in reality it was just advertisement not suppose to offend anyone, but of course there are people who are going to get offended by this. Overall the media isn't going to cover things that actually matter. Only things that will make people laugh.

As you wish, all amazing guest.

I think that is a potoo bird

Does anyone have a link to this?