Animals don't eat dirty food
Chandler bing, the sarcasm king
A weird little-handed snek says: "Greetings to you, human being"
Why I suck at texting
That's a hard one
"Fight me, you cowards."
Britney Spears Toxic for Oboe and Violin
Science b*tch
Father of the year award goes to
I'm long like a shrimp