That must have been expensive for their sponsors.

'Master has given Dobby a cat.'

'That's my secret, I'm always hungry.'

One of the best lines in the book 'Battle Royale,' by Koushun Takami.
"Friends come and then they go,"
When I read this I vowed never to let a friend go because I was waiting for them to make the first move. I see no reason for people to do this. If you are waiting for them to make the first move, who is to say they aren't waiting for the same.
Dwarven defender takes defensive stance, dwarven defender takes defensive stance. What happens? Nothing. A whole lot of it, too. The way I see it, this idea is an immature one.
What is the worst they can do, tell you no?

It took me a few seconds to realize that it was not the jumpers leg falling off, but a rope.

PUDDING!!!!!