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So this friend and I are going through the haunted house. Pebs mom had been with us, but she chickened out fairly early on. As we are moving down one of the halls, this friend and I start to hear a rumbling sound. We round a corner and lights flare up down the way, a jeep is gunning its engine screeching toward us. It stops just short of us. That's when they decide to take the pic, amidst the ruckus. After the house has done its worst for us, we head out to the waiting room were there is a picture of the two of us. He is halfway out of the pic, jumping to dodge the jeep. I am standing stoic as ever, looking at my feet. I tend not to get scared easily, call me jaded. Pebs and his mother, along with another friend are waiting for us, laughing as we examine the pic.

Plot twist: your son is a girl.

Why not?

Unless it means something.

I know a family with nine brothers that all have swallows tattooed on their pecs.

It means something to you, I say go for it.

13?! Gee willikers. I'll start keeping it PG here.
P.S. Do you have permission from your parents to be on the internet? There is plenty of trouble you can get into.
:3

Whew. Dodged that bullet.
@Saras: What does it mean to you?

Without a doubt.

She's under 18?! Sh- er.. Crap!

Not at all, eh? I guess I should try harder.

He volunteered to make Pancakes for the group at an event. It rained for almost the entire event so at the next event, Squck named him Pancakes. I quote, 'So there will always be pancakes in Mordor.' Mordor was the camp we were in. I fight for the Army of Mordor.

'As the artist moved his arm sensually across my back, I found myself lulled into a sense of well-being. This man could provide what I needed, a very small prick, over and over... in just the right spot. I was falling asleep to the gentle caress of his wand as he left his magic all over my back.' --Pebbleinthepond

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