Or he could pull a Will Smith. Not saying I want it to happen, but I am happy that Smith has returned. You could say that he 'found his center.'

Ever heard of an enlarged clitoris?

You're reaching.

This one?
http://p.twimg.com/AyMCrrNCAAAYr1x.jpg:large

But he was hilarious in the show.

http://troll.me/images/courage-wolf/millions-of-my-potential-children-died-on-your-daughters-face-last-night.jpg
Been there. Done that. Got the shirt. Heard the word?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418rMAj%2BWGL._SX342_.jpg

Cannot confirm. This is the weather in Florida.
http://imgur.com/dT09Kre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

Welcome to the internet. If you'll step over to the side we'll have some eye bleach for you presently.

But the shit that stinks the least is the healthiest.

Batter up, indeed. I'm all for talking about masturbation. 1 in 10 guys will masturbate wrong, posing potential health risks down the road.

I pick things up and put them down.

http://www.slashattack.com/wp-content/gallery/fpd-2011-09-02/banana-phone-dog-driving.jpg

You got perverse quick. Just yesterday you were asking to be friends!

No, Qualms is living the dream. That penguin is named Qualms.

Sounds like you have experience.

I am still Agnostic, but I feel this man deserves canonisation.

You read the entire thing? Wow... What kind of person are you?

Burn.

Not refuting your argument, supplementing.

Honey is the only known reservoir of the bacterium Clostridium Botulinum.