'My future is walnuts, my past is walnuts, my kingdom for walnuts.'

For additional reading, see rules 24 and 25.

Rule 21, 22, 23.

Depending on how well I knew her, I agree. Place feet, pull her in with my arms over her shoulders- I'm tall- and give her a calm and gentle place to keep all her fears and worries. Then I would- optionally, mind- whisper in her ear, 'No screams, now. Only tears.' I have sensitive ears.

5%. This is 2014, man.

I believe you mean, '... a girl who committed suicide...' I don't think the SuicideGirls see themselves as victims when they get paid for photo shoots.

A monkey, alright. I was going to say Nicki Minaj...

No no, say it. It's liberating. I'll even start it for you. 'Most guys a____________

Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 34-1: If there is not porn of it, the Internet will make it.
'The Internet' is an analogue.

nah, man. I've smelled noises before.

She's in my armor! http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1335/68/1335689814398.jpg

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs48/200H/f/2009/194/3/b/Do_It_Faggot_2_by_Shananigin_Frang.jpg

I shall use you as a clock then!

the douchestache.

'Sticks and stones may break my bones. But words will hurt forever.'

Hush mode, activate.

No.