THAT!!

And I can insist that I'm a lemur through and through.

Talk to Pebs about that one.

I am now imagining moaning on autotune.

Review username.
Yep, I still hate you.

Reached character limit.
While he may make a fool of himself, he is in no way retarded.

That is the 'normal use' of the word. This is the verb form(which seems to be the more antiquated): to delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. I don't think he's been held back in accomplishment. Or development. Or progress. Can you review your post and repost it in a more....legible...form? Please....think of the children.
If I am understanding what you have to say here, I think you are wrong. He has a slight DID, yes. I cannot blame him for his antics, though; I mean, if you were effectively immortal, wouldn't you do whatever the hell came to mind? I sure would, especially if I had the money to.
There was an arc in the late nineties that had all of his personalities...at the time, five...I think....as other people outside of his body. Then again, recently, he had a one shot that put him together with another hero...not sure who it was, need to actually read that one. Mind and body, these two were one.

Don't forget the snipers on the internet.

That is what became of Lorena Bobbitt's porn career when her husband made it big.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vtc8Eq8q1rwhmdho1_250.gif
Praise Nurgle. He should have had a lot of Sprite following the bananas. I hope his name is Wayne, 'cause then you'd have 'Fountains of Wayne.'

I am inclined to believe otherwise. Look into Gaga's career before she hit the records for herself. She is an entrepreneurial genius; I think all of this stuff she does is just to get attention.

I accidentally the entire bottle of coke.

This: http://i.imgur.com/V8UolNo.jpg
or this: http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/500/cannot-be-unseen.jpg

Shoes are off. Confirmed party foul.

There was a special on TLC the other night about these guys. It was called 'I am a doll' or something. This guy is real. It's all Implants and surgeries.

Can confirm.

Anti-hero, but yes, I agree. He is one of the few, if not the only, that knows.

Retarded- (adj)- less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
I believe your perception of him is a bit off. He is one of the quickest witted anti-heroes- hell, heroes!- of the age of comics. The things he does may not make complete sense to us, but that is because he is so much more bacon than necktie. I believe everything he does makes complete and total sense to him.

It's called wincest.

I read somewhere- not sure of the veracity, mind- that women that waited to have a SO would be more successful in life than the ones that took every chance they could.

'Gee willikers. It sure got late quick.'

I hate you.

Pawn Stars. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Fw705W41M

Recommended, even. Challenge accepted.