Small talk gets easier. Practice it.

A woman should never douche. It messes up the natural P.H. of the vagina as well as makes it easier to contract STIs.

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They're more guidelines, really.

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Dune. He is the author of Dune.

Like the scorpion and the frog at the river.

No, if M. Night Shyamalan had had a part in it, the ending would have been something along the lines of the farmer getting tired and selling the donkey at a discount to the butcher. The butcher would shoot the donkey, then climb into the hole to get the donkey out. On the way down, he would fall and break his legs. Nobody would hear him shouting.
This is Frank Herbert's Ending.

I'm going with the one without being younger. I would say you were correct, but there is pictorial evidence to the contrary.

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Don't feed the trolls.

Tell that to the Arabs.

There is a male cycle, it just isn't the same as menstruation. the men will go through a period of time, every three months or so, where he will be more irritable and so on. This cycle is his body resetting his hormones.
That stuff is natural, it is called pregnancy. I don't know how many times I have had a pregnancy scare when my girl would change her BC.
You want to know how the pill got past trials, I want to know how depression meds get past trials. side effects of being even more depressed than you were, suicide, and a delayed back ache, wtf is that?

Bitches be crazy. Some women want money, others want a baby. I've been with baby crazy women, not cool for a guy who is not ready to have a child. The system is massively in favor of the woman, no doubt about that. There are birth control methods for guys, vasectomies, pull-out, double or triple wrapping it, then there is not even using it. One of my ex's couldn't afford to eat on the food stamps the gov't gave her, so she asked how to get more. The lady on the other end of the line told her to have another kid.

nobody gave him a present to see this face.

I am a simple fan. You can see that you have been won over.

Without seeing the underside of the deer in question, we have no way of knowing whether it is or is not. You see, males develop their antlers and lose them during a certain season.

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