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trmntr


Confusion say; "It okay to prick fingah, but nevah fingah you prick".

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Well, well, well 16 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
I've never been. =/
Hail Odin.
>:D
Weird trends happen every year 13 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
And so now, teens own their own phones, and stuff themselves in there (selfies) as much as technologically possible.
Don't make sense to me, but I'm now at the age to be considered an old fart. Yet I can still waste them all in paintball and video games. >:D
Hail Odin.
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What a change 6 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
"We all"? Seriously, you have to consider these things in a greater context. I never had the turkey leg, I can't stand turkey. As for the knife, well, I use it for hunting in the woods and camping, not slaughtering morons in the damn department stores. It's ridiculous, even as an American, when I see that kind of crap on Black Friday. People fighting other people for "bargains." Utterly ridiculous.
And my sword, well, is for Odin to command.
Hail Odin.
*blows a kiss to the stars* For Carrie 10 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
Metal Illness. \m/ >_< \m/
I know, serious, but still.
She must have been "down with the sickness!"
Hail Odin!
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If I was a jedi 6 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
Chance? O_o Da heck is that?
White help 9 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
Yep. And he sure was BURNED outta the freaking race. Suck on that one.
Hail Odin.
White help 9 comments
trmntr · 7 years ago
Which is why I've said we need Odin!
Hail ODIN!
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New way to stop bullying 6 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
So . . . a miniature version of the chick from "the ring" and it stops bullying? Scaring the little brats into submission I guess?
Meh.
Hail Odin.
No words 8 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Just trolls running around down voting, I think. Which is typical. =/
Hail Odin.
No words 8 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
So rather than say no, which she didn't, she decides to insult as well. Yeah, legend.
Hail Odin.
See also: Starbucks cups 33 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
I've said it before and once again. Both parties are terrible at lies and deceit.
We need a leader to keep his promises.
He promised no more Ice Giants.
No more Ice Giants.
Hail Odin.
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Blanket comfort 6 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
And now, brain, bladder says he's full. Nanner nanner nanner!
True 3 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Her real sign did so much good. Yeah, no one cared then, and no one really cares now.
Hail Odin.
How to be a shitty traveler 101 29 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Start chewing on it like a goat and just say out loud, "Om nom nom nom," until she moves it while freaking out. Why be nice? That's what us peons get for not having private planes. :D
Hail Odin.
Awesome move 7 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Well . . . she didn't say no. =/
Hail Odin.
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At the end of your presidency, sincerely... Thanks, Obama 9 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Good riddance to all politicians. Time for a ruler such as if we are deemed worthy.
Hail Odin.
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The best solution to the problem 2 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Every political follower evah!
Democrats . . . Republicans . . . Green . . . Socialist . . . whatever. Same story different name.
Hail Odin.
*squints at murican politics* 31 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
I'd love to argue . . . but I just CAN'T! :D
Nice little presents from Mr. Satan himself 39 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Yep. Because bullets and knives in the belly and chest don't hurt anywhere near as much.
Killing someone with one punch. Nah.
Canker sores aren't much. Try slaying the Grendel with just a small axe.
Hail Odin.
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This totally happened. Totally. 14 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Also helps when you're not butt ugly like me.
*Weeps quietly.
*Then shouts with pride,
"Hail Odin."
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Sometimes appearances can be deceiving 8 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Whattya mean sometimes? That's more often than not, silly person you!
Hail Odin.
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Some people and movies don't seem to know 8 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
So . . . the "R" in CPR means nothing anymore? O_o Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation.
Well, being in situations quite a few times, I have performed CPR on a dozen people of all different ages, but luckily no children. Half of them woke up in the middle of it, breathing on their own, with good heartbeats.
For the rest, I'd agree, it's a life-saving exercise, until the paramedics arrive to take over. But only once did they use a defibrillator. The other times, the patients' heart started beating on their own. So . . . since Wikipedia is always right (read that as sarcastic), I'll just move along.
But . . . when are movies ever truly realistic? That's kind of silly for Wikki to even go near posting about CPR in movies. Duh, right?
So, as for the meme above, it's correct, but not entirely. It all depends on the patient/victim, their condition, and the timing of the CPR administered. Other factors as well. So . . . where's the fun at? >_>
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Itty bitty kitty committee. 4 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Someone missed the opportunity to call it a "Panther Seed!" ARGH!
Portable tacos 7 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Okay, maybe I'm a bit too old, but weren't tacos invented so people could eat a good meal while on the go? Hence . . . portable tacos . . . since their invention?
Or do people not know how to eat tacos these days because they're afraid to hurt the tacos feelings?
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Let's Focus On The Most Important Things 18 comments
trmntr · 8 years ago
Oh. So there are people who don't know how to use swords and kill with one punch? Sorry, real men learn that at a young age. Hail Odin.
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