And so now, teens own their own phones, and stuff themselves in there (selfies) as much as technologically possible.
Don't make sense to me, but I'm now at the age to be considered an old fart. Yet I can still waste them all in paintball and video games. >:D
Hail Odin.

"We all"? Seriously, you have to consider these things in a greater context. I never had the turkey leg, I can't stand turkey. As for the knife, well, I use it for hunting in the woods and camping, not slaughtering morons in the damn department stores. It's ridiculous, even as an American, when I see that kind of crap on Black Friday. People fighting other people for "bargains." Utterly ridiculous.
And my sword, well, is for Odin to command.
Hail Odin.

Metal Illness. \m/ >_< \m/
I know, serious, but still.
She must have been "down with the sickness!"
Hail Odin!

Chance? O_o Da heck is that?

Which is why I've said we need Odin!
Hail ODIN!

So . . . a miniature version of the chick from "the ring" and it stops bullying? Scaring the little brats into submission I guess?
Meh.
Hail Odin.

So rather than say no, which she didn't, she decides to insult as well. Yeah, legend.
Hail Odin.

I've said it before and once again. Both parties are terrible at lies and deceit.
We need a leader to keep his promises.
He promised no more Ice Giants.
No more Ice Giants.
Hail Odin.

And now, brain, bladder says he's full. Nanner nanner nanner!

Her real sign did so much good. Yeah, no one cared then, and no one really cares now.
Hail Odin.

Start chewing on it like a goat and just say out loud, "Om nom nom nom," until she moves it while freaking out. Why be nice? That's what us peons get for not having private planes. :D
Hail Odin.

Well . . . she didn't say no. =/
Hail Odin.

Good riddance to all politicians. Time for a ruler such as if we are deemed worthy.
Hail Odin.

Every political follower evah!
Democrats . . . Republicans . . . Green . . . Socialist . . . whatever. Same story different name.
Hail Odin.

Yep. Because bullets and knives in the belly and chest don't hurt anywhere near as much.
Killing someone with one punch. Nah.
Canker sores aren't much. Try slaying the Grendel with just a small axe.
Hail Odin.

Also helps when you're not butt ugly like me.
*Weeps quietly.
*Then shouts with pride,
"Hail Odin."

Whattya mean sometimes? That's more often than not, silly person you!
Hail Odin.

So . . . the "R" in CPR means nothing anymore? O_o Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation.
Well, being in situations quite a few times, I have performed CPR on a dozen people of all different ages, but luckily no children. Half of them woke up in the middle of it, breathing on their own, with good heartbeats.
For the rest, I'd agree, it's a life-saving exercise, until the paramedics arrive to take over. But only once did they use a defibrillator. The other times, the patients' heart started beating on their own. So . . . since Wikipedia is always right (read that as sarcastic), I'll just move along.
But . . . when are movies ever truly realistic? That's kind of silly for Wikki to even go near posting about CPR in movies. Duh, right?
So, as for the meme above, it's correct, but not entirely. It all depends on the patient/victim, their condition, and the timing of the CPR administered. Other factors as well. So . . . where's the fun at? >_>

Someone missed the opportunity to call it a "Panther Seed!" ARGH!

Okay, maybe I'm a bit too old, but weren't tacos invented so people could eat a good meal while on the go? Hence . . . portable tacos . . . since their invention?
Or do people not know how to eat tacos these days because they're afraid to hurt the tacos feelings?

Oh. So there are people who don't know how to use swords and kill with one punch? Sorry, real men learn that at a young age. Hail Odin.