I'm so confused, and I'm not trolling

What?

Well I am not denying the fact that I am still a kid but I'm much more mature than most people my age

I'm much more mature than y'all think but I don't know much about dirty things...

Well its official no one likes me on FS

Goodbye everyone...

Why'd I get so many dislikes? :(

And I'm going to delete my account cuz no one likes me

I'm 13...

And a partridge in a pear tree

Finally,someone knows

The ppl texting are both girls

Welcome back to this post, old friend

Or Mudkip

Wat...?

Me...

Its ok ...I'll protect you

No, it's from TLC

*dramatic deep voice * It's time.

My mother in general

Yes, exactly, but sadly