User trustnothinmolder Banned

Cats are not always assholes 2 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
My dog got traumatized from NATO Bombing, god bless her, she was shaking every New year like Parkinsons, and we have at least two New Years
Pizza is love 8 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Is there a pizza made of asses (as in, donkeys),or the actual asses (not like in Cow and Chicken, whole pig asses... more like... chopped asses)?
RIP jim 4 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
I knew a dog called George. I actualy knew him. It was just like he's gonna greet me with a cylindar hat saying G'day ser, every time he passes by me, like he's middle aged Brittish gay person wearing cravat and glasses (Although he fcuked my bitch)
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What would you do? 11 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Go to my worst archenemy's basement (we live close, you know, keep your enemies closer)
Customized toaster 3 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
I once made a vignette of saint Peter from Last supper saying ''There's toast on my Jesus",pointing at Jesus' lap
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Vegans be like 2 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
She's more like potato
This is NOT a GIF. Shift your focus around the image 5 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
All I see are snake tongues
Gotta love Seinfeld 5 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
And you confront her ten years after with a grown child and tell her "It's yours"
Shit is dope 10 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Then fcuk the enviroment. Japanese have already invented artificial trees hundreds time more efficient than real stupid trees.
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The one where Phoebe was smooth 1 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
I bet thousand bucks it starts with 555-
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He did what he had to do 5 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Man?
Cage is love cage is life 20 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
We had nick cage on the covers of biology books in the late 90s. Nobody knew back then who he was. I also hate him
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.......the f*ck am i gonna do 25 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
You see the falacy in your system of naming? You can't make someone Briton and add up his ancestry by mere adjective... Cause there are nations without a land (like Gypsies). That's why you can't say Gypsish Britons, or Gypsylandish Britons, if you don't know which African country you're from you just say African Briton, if you know you say.. Nigerian, same with me- Jewish Serbian, or if I know - Israeli Serbian, but what to use on Roma? Asian Britons? Brown Britons? Gypsylandish Britons? So you just call them- firstly by your country (like they belong to you, as in slaves) and then their ethnicity- Welsh Kale, Irish Travellers... unlike Black Irishmen, French Irishmen, Portuguesse Irishmen. Like they're a lowlife property and not Britons @sinceremilkshake
.......the f*ck am i gonna do 25 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
The point is you're racist. Not only to whites. Actualy, saying for someone he's Bhutanese American or Estonian Briton sounds like "We're all American, but I need to label you, you are Bhutanese one" and it's kinda forcing people to take new ethnicity together with citizenship,and keep the ancestry. In my country, as in most of the world, you don't have to become Serb when you come to live here. We say it completely opposite... Serbian Slovak, meaning he's ours, serbian citizen but still a Slovak. You can't be Serbian Turk in Turkey, or Polish Colombian in Colombia, but opposite - Turkish Serb, and Columbian Polak, or Swedish Polak. But strangely (and racistly) enough, I could nowhere find Gypsy (or Roma) Britons in your dictionary. You call them Brittish Gypsies. So, you are a Black Briton (Briton who is African by origin) and Gypsies are not Britons? They're just Brittish (yours) Gypsies?!
Yummy vase 13 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Chocolate (cocoa + latté) . This so called chocolate not only doesnt have a drop of milk, it also doesn't have cocoa. We call them sugar tablets...It's entirely made of burnt sugar, and it tastes like piece of paper coloured with pencil graphite entirely. It's babushka (matryoshka) shaped. And hard as toblerone, which is weird cause it's hollow.
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Nailed it 34 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
We lay on the side, not on the back. Even Romans ate laying on the back, but I think they had sofas. Greek philosophers from the Plato's Synposion supper ate like that. Everyone knows that. Everyone but you. Instead of reading Plato, you watch the movie, and I'm not smarter than you... It's not like they didn't know what bed is, like Mayans who had wheel but not herse, they just didn't see what's the point,and they didn't want to waste their scarce money. Only the richest had it. It was hot anyway, sleeping on floor was better. Middle East people still sleep on it. @sinceremilkshake Read, study, do the research, it's not hard, few clicks a day, or just listen to smarter people.
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Nailed it 34 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Phah. Do you know that I know exactly what you're gonna say... I knew you were gonna bring up the Last supper table. You do know that's a painting of Da Vinchi, and that they painted as they thought it was (or rather how they were ordered by the... .). Jesus wasn't strawberry blond, as on that paint yet all the christendom thinks he was. If we believe what we see on paintings and in movies, we'd think the Crusaders walk like the Cripples (reffering to Orlando Bloom Crusader) and Cimmerians look like Austrian Schwarzenegger Conan. Jesus slept in ahalf barn half living room, on the rags, he shat in hole and stank like a goat, just like my grandma, and much worse.
Kirk Douglas, who turned 100 years, has given over 100 million dollars 1 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Yeah, but his sons, daughters in law, even grandchildren and his wife also are producers, actors,"public personas","fashionistas". It's not like he's gonna go poor, he won't end up" without a penny" as presented here. And he's, like, 103 yo, he's gonna live few more months and he "sacrificed all he has" ...pff. Why didn't he do it in 1960s.
Yummy vase 13 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Dude...it's not really a vase
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Romania 12 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
We never though of Romanians as Vampires. If you met a Romanian,that would be the last thing you'd be afraid of. Romanian,and especially Vlach black magic grandmas, or any regular (regular meaning ready to kill you in a blink) grandmas http://www.alo.rs/resources/images/0000/081/407/Moderne%20metode%20le%C4%8Denja,%20Baba%20Hava_1000x0.jpg are what you're supposed to be afraid of. What happened with that guy who made that prank, tell us all @silvermyth, what did grandma do to him?
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Romania 12 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Vampires don't eat (drink) pigs. You'd have man-bat-pigs or flying pigs all over the place
Notice it 5 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
It's same with penises.
Ah, my creative ancestors! 14 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
But you had an island (Lesbos)
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Ah, my creative ancestors! 14 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
So...no CassraDom
I Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit! 4 comments
trustnothinmolder · 5 years ago
Dogs, pigs, cats? What does a cat-9 unit do except being cute?