This movie is great. Wish I had dad like this boy. I cried.

People in Serbia call these funeral mix, cause they put it on the grave. Yes, they eat from a cloth on a dirt on a grave.

1st world problems.

Last Christmas. Nice one CNN. Isn't he orthodox Greek? I'm gonna go push the demo button on my keyboard. It plays Wake me up before you go go :( I was pretending so many times I'm playing it.

Why is kinder egg forbidden in USA?

And they are the grandmas now.

This is hardly a typo. Typo is when you google for Gary Oldman and forget the "r".

We don't eat raw dry uncooked rice, you racist lunatic. If you'd eat it straight from the package with fork it would also go through it and on the floor. JK, I'm not Asian, but that about explains it. Why not spoon. They hate spoons. Why sipping soup with small bowls when you can sip it directly from the bowl. Losing time.

Perfect for my mother in law

You can get two babies in belly couple of months apart though. They're not twins they might not even have the same father but they'll most probably be born on same day. Magics of the vagina.

I saw it on Trump's comb over years ago.

What about Bismillah part . I thought it was about him being a Zoroastrian in a Muslim Iran where he's from calling Bismillah (in the name of God (Allah))

No, they're just one but bigger in mass for the amount of new hole, so more in hole volume. Like 1+1=2, but not with water drops 1+1=1. Yes but double the droplets volume.

Dude, I don't feel comfortable when Latina starts her espanol rage swearing in Spanish to her boyfriend or sons, I know shit just got real. I don't mind hearing Allahu ekber I hear it every day, people yell Allahu ekber when they're annoyed, in dangerous situations they first stab you and then start the eye rolling swinging from foot to foot yelling uncontrollably like tourettes, like ambassador killer. If you hear that kind it's already too late. If they yell without stabbing first, it's OK. It means retreat what you said. If you offended him or Allah God forbid. It's normal reaction. Just calm them.

Hysterectomy = Greek for cutting off of the hysteria :)