Dude I totally forgot that.

Except Finns. Finns kicked their retarded ass. That's also a good lesson. For the past and for the future.

I've seen men dyeing their beards.

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Now this is ridiculous. We never had milleu this long.

I wouldn't call playing with my ducky "using him". He did consent.

Yes. Tatooine.

But when it comes to sex.....

I thought I saw black strip on the picture's corner (like when somebody dies) . One can only hope...

What race is this it looks so much like my Cyka (blyat)

Tired? Weren't you sleeping there?

I believe holly is already a weed

John Waters of the Pink flamingos fame signed it.. I

I still don't get it what's this 1000degree knife about. Trillion from Hitchhiker's guide through the galaxy?

I always wondered why do cats have slit pupils, that's a reptilian thing. And than I saw foxes have it too. There's something to it, I know there is.

I'm only wondering is there a sewage or something that takes that garbage somewhere or you have to get it from some sort of bin and throw it away anyway. If it's sewage that's most genius stuff and all the other countries are barbaric piss ponds. Food doesn't belong in the dumpster, it's spreading diseases, you barbarians. Only dry garbage. Or employ me. Why do you throw it away anyhow . In Serbia we have a saying "Your boyfriend is so rich he doesn't lick the yoghurt lid" . I hate it when richers don't eat whole pizza. I'd kill for that.

They could've put pizza with only 7 slices, cause women earn 12% less salary for the same job. How do you like my joke @majestic_yumps

I don't believe in many pleonasms. Why is it improper to say little kitten. "Because saying kitten already implies it's small". No it doesn't! There're kittens that are bigger than smaller ones! And I'm pointing out the small one. Or "cold ice" why not. You don't know what's out there in uni/multiverse. Shut up.