User trustnthngmulder Banned
Logic 13 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
If there are 500 people on the dance floor and one of them catches on a fire you'll be asking for sprinklers.
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How is the orange part called? 9 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
She used to say to Justin Bieber Red-stop Green-go (I'm menstruating Gringo)
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FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Fun fact: You can say a whole sentence in Montenegrin language: "E, a o i u" meaning "Say, how about over and in" (it's a declination thing, you don't have it, wouldn't understand it)
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America and evolution 32 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I don't. You do. I except there are universes where even you are god and I am your six titted concubine. I know there are universes where god is there but We can't see him. It might be this one as any other. But do you? You can't except the truth that there's almost equal number of versions where He is and he isn't, and that it as well might be this one. I say it can be both, you stick only to one. That makes you stupid. And dangerous.
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Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
God (s)exist. I deliberately wrote it like this. You're a sexist for saying god is a he. JK.
Bee kind 17 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Why would I give it to him. Here's how you do it... Go to that tree trunk or wherever they are and whisper "mat, mat, mat, mat, mat" Queen will get out (I'm not kidding this is real) . Grab her (by the pussy) and put her in your own hive which you can open unlike tree trunk, and she'll call her bees to a new home. If it's winter feed them with sugar.
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Now this is one cool dad 4 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
*little sceptical African child meme here* Wait are you telling me you bought pc and hid it and it does nothing. And then they talk how they barely survive.
Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
More like god :) He was present for the whole evolution of something he created (for those who believe both in god and evolution @itsamemaria)
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*record scratch* You may be wondering how I got here 7 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
We're just "built" differently than you. We are killing doves and turtles and even cats as a "kid's play",we shoot air pressure guns in eyes, we find completely harmless thing and turn it lethal, like apple seeds and straws, we don't use wet paper. It's not USA. Of course you can sell rat poison to a kid. And kid could make a tea-party with it and act like it didn't know. It's even better if they had refrigerator ice. It will make them instinctively make ice balls instead of snow balls, thinking "My fridge ice isn't lethal"
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*record scratch* You may be wondering how I got here 7 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I wanted to say snowballs that you slowly thaw with your bare hands rolling them to make "harder snowballs". We did that all the time when we were kids, it's kinda instinctive, but I as a kid didn't realize I could "kill" kill someone. This instinctive (instinctive for our bloodthirsty nations) making of "lethal balls" could happen to Egyptians.
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*record scratch* You may be wondering how I got here 7 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Wow. This is cool idea for a movie. You hate someone and want him dead. And you crack open his skull with ice... and say How could I know ice could be deadly, this is Egypt. But you knew.
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America and evolution 32 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I pretty much asked Do You believe in inanimate animator? And hattrick says he believes on the sixth day god created people and said I like this. I can't believe people like that are allowed to talk at all
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Heil doge 10 comments
I N C E S T . I S . B E S T 6 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
All the cheetahs are from just one pregnant cheetah which survived ice age.
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For Anyone's Bucket List 26 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
You'd be safer in a canoe strapped to a lake shore in the shallow part of course, you don't wanna get pulled in by the dark claw to the deeps.
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For Anyone's Bucket List 26 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
You'd be safer in a canoe strapped to a lake shore in the shallow part of course, you don't wanna get pulled in by the dark claw to the deeps.
Little known fact 6 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
First suit was retarded, and it was side show role. Just like Darth Vader. Idiot suit side role, they changed it cause actor complained and voila. So thank you Van Claude Jean Damme
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How to identify a true slav 5 comments
Looks like something out of Star Wars but it's the city of Medina 13 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
They ban kittens and TV! And nudity and alcohol. They need to be out of this planet.
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Bet you can't guess the country 15 comments
America and evolution 32 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
It's 4 billion for earth and I forgot how many for Sapiens sapiens, but definitely not 5000 years. That is as clear as your empty head. (but as a philosopher I don't dismiss everything could happen. You do)
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