User trustnthngmulder Banned
I've lost control of the situation 32 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Not only that captain Jack and @rosalinas. They have a literal boner. They have a bone in their wiener. I believe it has peculiar name. Sometimes it gets stuck.
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Slav is life 8 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Bucharest has nothing to do with Slavs. That's why. And the original poster is from Bucharest, not Slavs in tracksuits. It's not your fault. They always put Romanian people including Dracula with Russian accent. They speak pig Latin. That's why they're called Roman-ia. They should have more of Romance accent. They despise Russians.
Could it be? 34 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
YOU ARE ALL BUNCH OF IDIOTS. ASK YOUR SCHOOLS TO GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK. Except guest (guest no. 1)
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Just can't hold it in 22 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Biden :I left a bag of Cheetos in the bathroom
Barack :Why
Biden :So Trump can powder his nose
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Barack :Why
Biden :So Trump can powder his nose
Could it be? 34 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Oh fuck crying out loud. Can't believe you people went to school. Evolution doesn't "take thousands of years" and we didn't "become paler moving north". Can't believe stupid stuff I heard here. And for the last time... It's not fit as in fitness gym, or fittest out of bunch of many, or we wouldn't have 90 percent of species, it's fit as"anyone who could fit through that hole - survives" or even simpler.
Disney princesses in accurate period clothing 25 comments
Maybe I Shouldn't Be A Parent 3 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I miss those times. We'd go whole day without supervision 5 miles from home when I was 5.
Slav is life 8 comments
Slav is life 8 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Haha. Didn't even see title. I know what Bucharest is. I'm next door. It confuses me why is this post titled Slav then?
As a Canadian reading about a recent American health care post 31 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Okay, Japan, Denmark, Switzerland... They're better, but the worse list is bigger... And much worse
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As a Canadian reading about a recent American health care post 31 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Did your doctor ever ask you half an hour before operation "Did you (the patient) buy the anesthesia? " If not, STFU and be fucking proud of the best country in the world called USA, you whinny little sh*ts!! Or I swear the god......
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O_o' 11 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
This one in the post looks like Fozzie the bear without ears (sorry if I misspelled it, Serbian language is transcribed one (you write exactly as you read it, so Phillip and Filip are written and read the same) Serbs say MekDonalds, I never saw how Fozzie, Fuzzie or Fossie is written in original,I assumed it's a play on Fonzie... )
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I need the cash bruh! 2 comments
Small dogs are lil shits 8 comments
Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta 9 comments
O_o' 11 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I don't know which Muppet this is though...Fozzie bear or someone from Sesame Street
10/10 teacher-proof 13 comments
Bee kind 17 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Whaaat? Dude, this is how you make... I don't know how you call 'em.... bee societies. Those are not wild bees. Those are just runaway domesticated bees. Every now and then new queen bee is born, and she kills the old one. If she can't she runs away. To a tree trunk, like a pussy she is. To live like a homeless punk. And there she makes her own colony. Of coward children. You kidnap her and give her new home. And children find her. And make you honey. God darn, you'd die out of hunger in woods.
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I need a grownup tree house in my life 2 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I wish I could build a real house for starters. Or buy it and not having to pay it till end of my days. I would maybe rent one of those.
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A Second Chance 9 comments
trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
I tried to find a comic strip where guy tells a monkey Jacket off to impress his gf how big of a gentleman his monkey is taking care of her jacket, but monkey brings wet towels and lubricant (to jack him off)
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FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments