My cat knew how to open the toilet door, so you could always have a guest while pooping and that is great

Thank you for making me laugh/ Not thank you for making me look dumb in public

Going down those stairs must be the worse

Great I'm craving pizza now

That's the bird of the tumblr post

I thought that it was just a guy with a bunny head and I searched forlike a minute what was wrong with the photo

Death eenalty is still legal in the US ?!

These comps are my life

*never washes car again*

I got my hair cut recently. I asked for shoulder lenght but apparently my hairdresser thinks that my shoulders are in the middle of my neck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why did Dumbledore suddenly turn into Santa Claus ?

That owl is me everytime I see my crush with some girl

This is making me so angry

.... I kinda like nickelback

That's how my cat looks on an everyday basis

"I got kidnapped" That's like the worst excuse ever

(ಠ_ಠ)

I would just sleep on the floor

ALL OF THEMMM

Wow I am so hate the rules !